This is everything that happened this week that you absolutely need to know.
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Tyra Banks will replace Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews as new Dancing with the Stars’ host and no one is less pleased by this than Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews.
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TWO.
Rihanna knows her fans really want new music, so she is launching her own skincare line that will include a foaming cleanser and a moisturizer. #CloseEnough
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THREE.
It was Priyanka Chopra’s 38th birthday and her hubby Nick Jonas romantically wrote that “he could stare into her eyes forever”. How inconvenient. It’s hard to get stuff done as it is, let alone with someone staring. Forever.
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FOUR.
Gigi Hadid revealed first glimpse of her baby bump and confirmed what everyone thought already, it really is like every other baby bump out there.
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FIVE.
John Legend admitted he had a history of cheating in his 20s until he met his wife Chrissy Teigen. Smart. There’s a reason no one ever admits to cheating after they met their wife.
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Princess Beatrice holds hands with her husband in new romantic wedding pictures. Because kissing wouldn’t be right for a royal portrait and fighting wouldn’t be romantic.
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Scott Disick is doing a lot better. He and Sofia Richie have hung out a handful of times and are slowly easing back into a toxic relationship.
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Former employees say Ellen Degeneres isn’t exactly the queen of kindness she claims to be. Apparently “Be Kind” is just something she likes to say but not actually do. Like when people say “I work out 4 times a week” or “sure, let’s hang out soon.”
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Meghan Markle’s mom is living with her full-time so she can allegedly spend more time with her grandson. But really, she’s just making it hard for Meghan and Harry to have intercourse in the house.
