There’s a lot of things the human eye is incapable of perceiving, but it’s been scientifically proven that 97% of human eyeballs have seen, at least once, a picture of a Kardashian in a bikini. And almost never by choice.
The sight of a Kardashian’s bum is one of those rare things that unite us all as human beings. We may not all believe in the same things, or always understand each other’s different cultures, but if given a picture of a Kardashian butt, we all recognize that we’ve seen that butt before on billboards, tv ads, social media, bus stops and magazines… and that unites us.
These buttocks are so familiar that most people assume seeing them in pictures does not cause anyone any type of excitement anymore. But those people are wrong. About a lot of things, including this one.
A picture of Kourtney Kardashian in a bikini went viral today because despite people thinking they’ve seen it from every angle before, they have never seen it… un-retouched. And why did she do that, you ask? Why this year? Why now? Because 2021 is the year of accepting our bodies just the way they are. Just kidding. She was trying to sell a Pilates class.
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