Every 30 days Kelly Clarkson wakes up and writes a check for $150,000 to her ex-husband, Brandon Blackstock. Not because he works really hard for it, or a little bit hard, but because goddamn Brandon made very little money during the time they were married and this is his reward. The judge calls it ‘spousal support’.
Kelly also writes another check for $45,601 per month to the same ex-husband for him to take care of their kids. Not every day, of course. Not even a few hours a day. Just every other weekend. The judge calls it ‘child support’, but Kelly calls it “this is bullshit. I hate this judge.”
In total, Kelly Clarkson pays Brandon Blackstock the salary of a medical doctor who spent 8 years in medical school and has an impressive income of $2.3 million a year. But, you know, without all the schooling and the ‘saving human lives’ part. In fact, without the ‘doing something’ part.
The famous singer also had to pay $1.2 million to cover Brandon’s attorney fees. Money that she feels was not very well spent considering this expensive attorney was building a case against her and was working night and day to favor her ex-husband even though she was signing his paychecks.
In conclusion, be more like Brandon Blackstock.
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