An accurate description of the important events of September 7.
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Royal sources say Prince William and Kate Middleton are ready to lead a modern monarchy. What they’ll think is “modern” by the time they get to lead at age 100.
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Two.
Scott Disick and Amelia Hamlin have split up, leaving friends and family wondering what went wrong… because him being 18 years older than her and madly in love with another woman is not exactly new…
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Three.
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly hinted that they had sex on a large dining table at their Airbnb. And I am shocked they so openly shared that they stayed at an Airbnb. Aren’t they, like, rich enough to stay at a hotel?
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Lily Collins and Charlie McDowell got married in a beautiful ceremony over the weekend with the hope of being happily ever after for at least a solid week after the wedding.
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Chrissy Teigen celebrated 50 days of sobriety with her kids, who love her dearly despite the last rough 50 days with her.
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Kaley Cuoco wiped her estranged husband Karl Cook from her Instagram bio, which didn’t hurt him as much as when he found out he was also wiped out from her will.
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Victoria Beckham shared a very steamy photo of David Beckham, if you think it’s hot seeing a grown man passed out in the pool with half his underwear down. I know I do.
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