An accurate description of the important events of September 13.
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Britney Spears and Sam Asghari are getting married! He proposed with a 4-carat diamond ring, as one does when you want a millionaire to say yes to your proposal.
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The internet can’t stop talking about Megan Fox’s VMAs red-carpet look. It’s like they’ve never seen a mother-of-three with a flawless body walking in public in a see-through dress and a tiny, sparkly thong.
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Jennifer Aniston finally addressed David Schwimmer romance rumors. “That’s my brother,” she said. So, it’s still a mystery.
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Kylie Jenner says she’s “so sad” she won’t be able to attend the Met Gala this year because she is tired and doesn’t want to go.
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Kanye West has unfollowed Kim Kardashian on Instagram. Kim is reportedly feeling shocked about something completely unrelated because, honestly, she has not even noticed.
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After 5 years of dating and a child together, Danny Fujikawa proposed to Kate Hudson, in what she lovingly describes as a “completely expected, overdue, can’t-believe-it-took-him-so long, move”.
