Two whole months after Angelina Jolie and The Weeknd were first photographed out together, they were spotted again having dinner in the same Italian restaurant. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Judging by the photos taken by The Daily Mail, both Angelina and The Weeknd wore all black. Another coincidence? Probably. It’s embarrassing to color match with a person you barely know. This HAD to be an unfortunate accident.
And, of course, the pictures of the outing sparked dating rumors and we can proudly confirm that they were out on a date, based on a transcript that we found of their get-together.
The Weeknd: How are you?
Angelina: I’m good. How are you?
The Weeknd: Good…. You look beautiful. Just like last time.
Angelina: Thank you… You look wonderful too.
The Weeknd: I’m really glad we’re doing this again… having dinner… just the two of us.
Angelina: And in the same restaurant…
The Weeknd: Well last time you mentioned you liked it a lot so…
Angelina: Yeah, the food was okay.
The Weeknd: Exactly!! [smiles]
Angelina: Though I think I’ll order something different this time.
The Weeknd: Are you sure? … Why risk it?
Angelina: [laughs]
The Weeknd: Seriously. We should order the same thing we ordered on our first date.
Angelina: Why?
The Weeknd: To make sure we have a great time like last time. It was great, wasn’t it? You said so.
Angelina: [silence]
The Weeknd: I mean obviously we don’t have to do everything EXACTLY like last time…
Angelina: Oh, thank goodness, I was getting worried you were a weirdo—
The Weeknd: No! *laughs* I just wanted the restaurant to be the same, and order the exact same food and maybe we can recreate the conversation we had on our first date.
Angelina: [silence]
The Weeknd: Just to guarantee we’ll have a third date… That’s all. I don’t like messing with what works.
Angelina: … I’m going to order the Risotto Nona.
The Weeknd: *sighs* … Okay.
Angelina: And I would like to talk about different things also.
The Weeknd: *sighs*
Angelina: *looking serious* I spend my days with 6 teenagers and this is the first time I’ve been out in a romantic capacity since my divorce and you’re not going to ruin it for me.
The Weeknd: Okay.
Angelina: Order the same as last time, or don’t, but don’t talk about it because it’s weird.
The Weeknd: [Silence]
Angelina: And don’t even think about mentioning our 15 year age difference either. You are lucky I’m here.
Somehow, the conversation lasted two and a half hours, and a car reportedly took them back to his home in Bel-Air.
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