Rami Malek revealed that he once got a little personal during an encounter with Kate Middleton at an award show. No, he didn’t kiss her or touch her inappropriately in front of her husband and bodyguards, of course, but CLOSE. He said, and I quote: “This must be exhausting”.
As you can imagine, the Duchess of Cambridge was immediately taken aback, because what the f+ck does that mean, Rami Malek?! But she is the future Queen of England so she only said that with her eyes. She asked “why?” with her mouth.
The thing is, the Duchess of Cambridge is not used to getting personal questions from people that aren’t strictly obligated to ask her, like her staff and her husband. And having an actor recognize that being at an event late at night greeting actors after giving birth to a Prince is exhausting was, well, another reason to be upset at William for not being insightful like that.
But being the future Queen that she is, she simply asked Rami how he was doing, to which he responded: “No. How are you?” And in the most elegant, royal way, she told Rami that she was fucking tired of being there and her shoes were fucking uncomfortable, but she said that with her eyes, obvi.
And so Rami offered to babysit the royal kids if she and William ever felt the need to go out and have a good time. According to Rami, Kate didn’t respond, she just smiled. She knows William doesn’t know how to have a good time.
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