As you know—because it’s physically impossible to escape the news—Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are happily engaged. And I say ‘happily’ because it’s not common to be upset about being engaged. Though it does happen. But I digress.
As you also probably know, Scott Disick is a little bit devastated by this news. But instead of crying himself to sleep tonight, he decided to be proactive and create a profile on Tinder—because nothing cures a broken heart like putting yourself out there and getting rejected by other people.
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Scott Disick, 38
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Yes, it’s really me. Just because you’ve seen me on TV doesn’t mean I’m above free dating apps.
Like everyone else here, I’m just a man looking for a woman in her 20s who doesn’t mind that I’m in love with my ex.
Preferably, you are okay with me talking about my ex getting married multiple times a day. I just found out. Give me a break. I may also bring it up at night.
A little bit about me: I’m famous. And upset that my baby mama is getting married. I really thought we were gonna end up together. Now she has to get a divorce first, which makes things more complicated, but not impossible.
I’m used to dating women with a lot of money, but if you don’t have a lot of it, that’s okay. We’ll just split the bill so you won’t also have to pay for my meals.
If you don’t like children, swipe left. If you do, and even have children of your own, also swipe left. I already have three—my hands are full.
If you like what you read, don’t be shy and say hi.
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