An accurate description of the important events of September 8.
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Olivia Munn and John Mulaney are expecting a baby together! I guess things are getting a little serious.
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Two.
Travis Barker says Kourtney Kardashian makes him feel “invincible”, which is incredibly sweet and romantic until he tries to throw himself out the window.
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Three.
Kylie Jenner confirmed she is pregnant with her second child, and Kris Jenner looks surprisingly good for a woman with *checks notes* 97 grandkids.
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Britney Spears’ father requested to end her conservatorship after more than 13 years. He truly wants nothing more but his immediate family to be the only people who can’t stand him—as opposed to the entire world.
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Six.
Fans can’t get enough of a viral clip of Jessica Chastain and Oscar Isaac looking happy and in love on the red carpet. In fact, the only people who aren’t obsessed are haters and Jessica’s husband and Oscar’s wife.
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Seven.
Lily Allen posted a series of photos on Instagram of her and David Harbour to celebrate their first wedding anniversary. If things go well, perhaps next year they can celebrate by having dinner.
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More incredibly relevant news:
—Yesterday’s Celebrity Roundup
