The highest television salaries for 2021 have been revealed. The list includes big names like the Sex and the City ladies, who are making a lot of dough for their return to their iconic characters in And Just Like That, plus other big stars from Netflix and HBO.
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10. Kieran Culkin
TV Show: Succession
Kieran makes between $300K and $350K per episode, just enough to pay for 1,500 haircut appointments and keep his hair looking sharp.
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9. David Harbour and Winona Ryder
TV Show: Stranger Things
David Harbour makes between $350K and $400K per episode, just enough to buy himself 6,666 containers of raw cashews.
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8. Jason Sudeikis
TV Show: Ted Lasso
Jason Sudeikis made $400K per episode for Season 1 of Ted Lasso, the equivalent of 833 really good mustache grooming kits, which he needs to keep his mustache looking on point.
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7. Ted Danson
TV Show: Mr. Mayor
Ted Danson plays a retired billboard ad executive on Mr. Mayor and makes 400K per episode. Just enough to get himself 6,451 of those expensive scented candles from Sephora.
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6. Jude Law
TV Show: The Third Day
Jude Law makes $425K per episode, which means he can buy himself 2,073 expensive hair brushes.
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5. Alec Baldwin
TV Show: Dr. Death
Alec Baldwin makes $575K per episode and that’s enough for 11,217 diapers for his 11,000 babies.
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4. Steve Martin and Martin Short
TV Show: Only Murders in the Building
Steve Martin and Martin Short make 600K per episode and can afford exactly 1,714 hair dye appointments if they ever decide to have some color in their hair.
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3. Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis
TV Show: And Just Like That…
The three lead ladies from And Just Like That make between $650K AND $750K per episode, which means they can each afford 3,250 energy healing crystals to keep for themselves or give away to loved ones who refuse to spend $200 on a pretty rock.
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2. Bryan Cranston
TV Show: Your Honor
Bryan Cranston is getting 750K per episode for starring in Your Honor and can afford 2,142 of those Goop’s Super Anti-Aging Serum if he ever feels he needs some help in that department.
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1. Chris Pratt
TV Show: The Terminal List
Chris Pratt is the highest paying tv actor in 2021. He’s currently making $1.4M per episode, which pays for 5,600 of much needed therapy sessions.
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