You’ve probably heard a lot about how sexy Paul Rudd is. Your friends are saying it, your mom is saying it, even People named him “Sexiest Man Alive”. But it’s time to figure out how YOU really feel about Paul Rudd without all the peer pressure. This quiz is exactly for that.
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Have you watched at least 7 of his movies?
a) Seven? I’ve watched at least 8.
b) Is he in movies? I only know him as Phoebe Buffay’s boyfriend… What was his name…? Milo!
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Do you think he’s aging?
a) No! He’s like a vampire. A sexy, naughty vampire.
b) Not more than any other middle-aged man in Hollywood.
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Would you pretend to be pregnant with his child so he’d leave his wife for you?
a) In a heartbeat!
b) What? No. That would never work if he didn’t actually sleep with me first.
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Would you get a tattoo of his face on your right buttcheek?
a) Honestly, I would do it on either buttcheek… Anything for that man.
b) This is crazy. Even if I thought he was sexy… I still wouldn’t do this.
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Would you send yourself gifts and pretend they’re from him?
a) This seems a bit desperate… but absolutely.
b) I’d like to think I’m not a psychopath, so no.
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Results:
Mostly As: You most definitely think Paul Rudd is sexy. You’re not just following a trend, you probably thought he was sexy even before People named him “Sexiest Man Alive”! Heck, you probably like him more than his own wife.
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Mostly Bs: You think of Paul Rudd the same way most people think of a 10% discount: it’s ‘okay’. But if Paul decided to leave his wife for you, you’d probably think about it for three days before saying “no, but thank you.”
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