Now that Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian are officially a thing, men all over the world want to know how to be Pete Davidson—or at the very least, how to be more like him.
Not just because he’s with Kim now, but because in his short life, he’s managed to charm women like Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Kaia Gerber, Margaret Qualley, and Phoebe Dynevor.
“When I first saw a picture of Pete, I didn’t think much of him,” said a random man on the street. “But I obviously need eyeball surgery.”
Men are starting to take pictures of Pete Davidson to plastic surgeons. They all want that lanky look because, and I quote, “This is what women think is hot, Doc.”
“I’m thinking of not going to the gym anymore so my body can look more like Pete Davidsons’,” said Chris Hemsworth, who’s married but still wants women to think he’s attractive. “It’s important for my career that I keep up.”
“I started to get tattoos just so I can get them removed later on,” said Superman actor Henry Cavill. “Just like Pete did.”
Though it’s true that Pete Davidson seems to be attracting all the beautiful single ladies in Hollywood, the spell doesn’t seem to last long, as they all move on quickly after.
But perhaps it’ll be different with Kim Kardashian? Kanye West sure hopes not.
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