Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have spent much of fall apart while working on projects in different countries, to the delight of their families who are quite frankly sick and disgusted of seeing them make out every time they’re together.
But the lovers reunited over the weekend and were spotted kissing on a tarmac in Los Angeles before Jennifer took off in a private jet.
“I thought it was a very cute goodbye, very romantic,” said a guy who was close enough to the couple to see what was going on. “That is until Ben Affleck started dry humping her.”
“I didn’t know what to make of it,” said another bystander. “It did not look hot, even though they’re both beautiful and were obviously enjoying it.”
“It was very awkward,” said a paparazzi who didn’t know if it was okay to take pictures of something so unattractive.
Another photographer admitted he couldn’t sleep that night thinking if that’s what he looks like when he’s dry humping his own wife.
Regardless, Jennifer and Ben Affleck looked really happy and at the end of the day, that’s really all that matters. To them and the people who know them. I must admit it’s not very high on my list.
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