The Jonas Brothers men are all happily married, but only Kevin met his wife, Danielle before the band made it big. I sat down with both Kevin and Dany to talk about life and why they’re not as interesting as the rest of the Jonas family.
Bea: Hi guys. Thank you for agreeing to do this with me.
Danielle: Hi
Kevin: No problem.
Bea: I’m actually pretty nervous right now. I’m a Jonas Brothers’ fan.
Kevin: Oh yeah? *laughs* Don’t be. We’re just regular people.
Bea: Well, Danielle is.
Danielle: …
Bea: You’ve been married for a long time, right?
Kevin: 10 years!
Bea: Wow. That’s what I love about you two as a couple. You met before the Jonas Brothers got famous so you are the most down to earth ones, the most boring ones.
Kevin: Well, I don’t know if I would say we’re ‘the most boring ones.’
Bea: Oh I would. For sure.
Danielle: I actually have a jewelry company.
Bea: Exactly! So boring. I love it.
*Silence*
Bea: Let’s start the more interesting and intimate questions. How many socks do you have?
Danielle: That’s a weird question. I dunno. Combined or separate?
Kevin: I don’t know. 50?
Danielle: I think 40 or 50, yes.
Bea: I knew it! You guys are so boring.
Kevin: Well how many socks do interesting people have??!!
Bea: Where do you keep the spare toilet paper?
Kevin: I think the problem are your questions. They are stupid questions.
Danielle: Yeah, I agree.
Bea: Why are you guys getting so upset? The interview is going great.
*Silence*
Bea: What word best describes your spouse’s breath in the morning?
Danielle: Wonderful!
Kevin: Like a rotten egg.
Danielle to Kevin: She said ONE word, Kevin!
Kevin to Danielle: She’s asking weird shit. I’m nervous!
Bea: Last question—
Danielle: NO. WE’VE HAD ENOUGH. Thank you.
This was the dumbest thing I’ve read what a waste of time. That reporter was beyond rude to Kevin and Danielle.
Sooo rude. She shouldn’t be allowed to be a reporter 😉