August 3rd to August 9th.
ONE.
Megan Fox posted a selfie with her new boyfriend while letting him know that “her heart is his”. I wonder if an Instagram caption would hold up in court if he ever tries to claim it after she’s gone. “Your honor, she wrote it right here, see? Tell the doctors to give it to me.”
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TWO.
A week ago, Kim Kardashian was ready to end her marriage with Kanye West. But after going away and spending some quality alone time with him and their four kids in the Caribbean, she realized just how much she loves the kid’s nannies. Life really is better when they’re around.
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THREE.
Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson are back together and have been since June. Good on Tristan for managing to stay faithful living under lockdown with only Khloe and his 2-year-old daughter. It takes a special guy.
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FOUR.
Clare Crawley quit filming The Bachelorette after she fell in love with only one of her contestants. The girl didn’t get the memo that she was supposed to fall in love with many, struggle with her decision, cry herself to sleep a few nights and then choose the wrong one. It suffices to say, the producers were very stressed.
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FIVE.
Selena Gomez has a new cooking show on HBO Max! And even though she is not an experienced cook, she is familiar with a kitchen and has watched her personal chef cook at least twice before. Well deserved, Selena.
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SIX.
This week, Prince Harry wrote an extensive article for Fast Company about the current state of social media and it was long. Seriously long. Prince Harry is not yet familiar with the concept of self-editing.
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SEVEN.
Tom Holland is really serious about Nadia Parkes. He posted a picture of her standing next to golf clubs on Instagram. Nothing says “I love you” like taking a girl to play golf during a hot day in the middle of summer. And then make her pose for a picture for social media.
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