It’s official: Paris Hilton is married! She and Carter Reum tied the knot Thursday night at Paris’ late grandfather’s sprawling Bel-Air estate.
“It was the best day of my life,” Paris wrote on a scheduled Instagram post a day before her wedding.
And it was. Paris looked stunning in an Oscar de la Renta wedding gown that she didn’t let anyone touch out of fear that “they would ruin it with their disgusting fingers”.
“I wasn’t allowed to hug her,” Paris’ mom said, crying her eyes out.
“No one was,” clarified Paris. “It wasn’t just her…. She’s such a drama queen.”
“I accidentally tripped near Paris when she was fully dressed and she had a security guy escort me out,” said Paris’ cousin, who had flown 16 hours to be at the wedding. “I can’t believe I missed the whole thing.”
Paris spent two hours looking at herself in the mirror before walking down the aisle. “I was promising myself that nothing would happen to the dress that night. No matter what, the dress came first.”
She wasn’t the only one being protective over the dress. Paris’ dad, who had paid for it, almost punched a guy who dared to blow his nose near Paris.
“I wasn’t even that close,” said the guy. “The Hiltons are nuts!”
Congratulations to Paris Hilton for getting through the day with her wedding dress intact.
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