I met Jennifer Aniston at a coffee shop in downtown New York. She and Courtney Cox had agreed to meet me to talk about Jen’s new tv show and the benefits of having such a long-lasting friendship.
Bea: Hi Jennifer. Thank you for being here.
Jennifer: Thank you for having me.
Bea: Is Courtney joining us?
Jennifer: Yes, she just went to the bathroom.
Bea: Great. Let’s wait for her before we start.
Jennifer: Sounds good.
Bea: …
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Bea: You think she’s defecating?
Jennifer: I don’t know.
Bea: …
Jennifer: Maybe.
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Jennifer: …
Bea: *Awkwardly smiles at Jennifer*
Jennifer: *Awkwardly smiles back*
Bea: …
Jennifer: …
Courtney walks in.
Courtney: What did I miss?
Jennifer: Oh thank god.
Bea: Hope everything was okay back there.
Courtney: Of course. Everything is fine.
Bea: Great. I want to start this interview off light. Jen, when are you getting back together with Brad?
Jennifer: Excuse me?
Bea: I keep reading that you guys are getting back together.
Jennifer: That’s a lie.
Bea: Why would I lie about that? I swear I’ve read that many times.
Jennifer: We are never getting back together.
Bea: Oh.
I look at my notes. All my questions are about Brad Pitt.
Bea: Courtney, is there a chance you might want to date Brad?
Courtney: Uh…
Jennifer: These are ridiculous questions. Courtney, let’s go, please.
Courtney: With pleasure.
Jennifer and Courtney stand up.
Courtney: Let me just go to the bathroom again. I’ll be real quick.
Jennifer sits back down.
Bea: You can wait here if you want.
Jennifer: Thanks.
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Bea: I’m gonna go…
