Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have finally achieved their wish to be “financially independent”! After signing a multi-million dollar deal with Netflix last week, the famous couple paid off the $3 million taxpayer-funded renovation costs to their Frogmore Cottage home in Windsor, and they are not relying on any financial assistance from Harry’s dad Prince Charles anymore.
Of course, friends and family have had a lot to say about this situation, and Prince Harry shared with us the text messages he received from his loved ones after news broke of their financial independence.
Queen Elizabeth: To my sweet Harry… May you find the happiness you’re so desperately looking for. There is no shame in wanting to succeed on your own. However, I hope you know that you will always be welcomed back, so long as you apologize profusely. I’m talking tears here. I have heard some people pass out from crying. I wouldn’t mind seeing that in real life. Anyway, send my love to Meghan and Archie.
Kate Middleton: Hi… I just heard about the Netflix deal. Just want you to know that… I know people here think you guys are crazy, and that you’re making the biggest mistake of your life, but I really think they’re treating me nicer because of it. They have always been nice to me but… things are at a new level now. I can do no wrong in their eyes.
Amal Clooney: George and I sent you a bouquet of flowers yesterday and we don’t know if you haven’t thanked us because you didn’t get them or because you haven’t had the chance to call or text us yet. Let us know what’s going on. It’s been 24 hours already.
James Corden: Hey! I just heard the good news. You’re no longer taking money from your old man…. you should feel proud, man. It takes most people… whatever, the point is you should be proud.
Prince Charles: Dear Harry, I just want to let you know it was me who leaked to the press that you’re no longer taking money from me or anyone in the family. Figured you wanted everyone to know that you’re a big boy now. I don’t think I’ve said this enough but, it’s a relief not having to pay for your stuff. Meghan has expensive taste. Good luck, son.
Alex Rodriguez: Hey! This is Alex Rodriguez. I don’t know if you remember me or not… you probably do. You and Meghan had dinner with me and my fiance Jennifer Lopez in February, remember? You ate lobster that day. I did not try it but you said it was pretty good. I remember it was expensive. Anyway, just wanted to say congrats on the Netflix deal. Hope we can get together again soon. The next one is on you.
Ellen DeGeneres: Hey neighbor! Congrats on your deal with Netflix and for becoming financially independent. Portia and I want to invite you and Meghan to the house to celebrate! Wine, flowers, and specialty food items for the house all make good hostess gifts. However, if you’re thinking of bringing wine, we really like the Chateau Lafite 1787. It’s a bit pricey ($156,450 a bottle) but we all know you can afford it. How does Sunday sound?
.
Read more from Mock Diaries:
—Interview: Brad Pitt Talks About His New Girlfriend Nicole Poturalski for the First Time
—Interview: Zendaya Talks About Her 24th Birthday and Boyfriend Jacob Elordi
