When news broke that Keanu Reeves was on the red carpet of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art’s Film + Art Festival holding hands with a woman, the entire world freaked out. Keanu hadn’t been seen with a date for years, and he usually prefers to keep his personal life private, so everyone knew this PDA meant something special.
Luckily, I was able to talk to Keanu about what this new relationship means to him. Read how my conversation with him went down, below:
Bea: Hi Keanu. Thanks for agreeing to meet me.
Keanu: No problem.
Bea: Can I call you Kea?
Keanu: No.
Bea: Okay. Next question then. Why not?
Keanu: That’s not my name.
Bea: Alright. I heard you the first time.
No response. Kea looks upset.
Bea: I heard you have a new lady. Tell me about her.
Keanu: She’s not new.
Bea: I know she’s old. I mean it’s a new relationship.
Keanu: She’s not old. She’s 10 years younger than me.
Bea: For real?
Keanu: Yeah.
Bea: Fuck. She looks old.
Keanu: Excuse me?? You’re being very disrespectful.
Bea: Older. I meant to say she looks oldER.
Keanu: This interview is over.
Kea gets up and walks towards the door
Bea: Wait. Why?
Kea does not respond. I hope he’s not upset.
Lol that conversation slash “interview” never happened…….
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