Jennifer Aniston is having a moment. From her award-winning performance in The Morning Show to her backstage reunion with Brad Pitt, it seems like the whole world is talking about her. But there’s one thing that remains a mystery to her fans, and that is her love life. She and I got together to discuss exactly that.
Bea: Hi Jennifer. Thanks for doing this with me.
Jennifer: Of course. Call me Jen.
Bea: I read that it was your birthday yesterday. Happy birthday.
Jennifer: Thank you. Can you believe I’m 51 now?
Bea: I certainly can.
*Silence*
Bea: Did you ever think that you’d be as happy and successful at 51?
Jennifer: Well, I didn’t know for a fact… but I sure hope I’d be.
Bea: Did you think you’d be single and twice divorced?
Jennifer: No… I really did not.
Bea: Are you interested in dating again?
Jennifer: Yes, absolutely. If the right—
Bea: Because my dad is also single.
Jennifer: Yeah?
Bea: He’s a little older than you, but I feel like you could use a mature man.
Jennifer: Maybe… but I don’t think we’ll be a good match.
Bea: He’s a really sweet and funny guy. He has a lazy eye though, but you don’t mind, do you?
Jennifer: I’m not really lookin’—I’m really busy.
Bea: It was just a suggestion.
Jennifer: I just feel like whatever romance looks like, it will present itself, and it’s not about seeking it out, you know?
Bea: No.
Jennifer: What I mean is you don’t need to look for romance because romance will find you.
Bea: I get it. Like my boyfriend found me on OkCupid.
*Silence*
Jennifer: Sort of.
Bea: But what if it doesn’t find you? Aren’t you afraid of dying old and alone?
Jennifer: Uhm…
Bea: That doesn’t scare you?
Jennifer: No. A fear of dying alone is really just a fear of not living a life you love, a life that makes you feel enough.
Bea: To me, it’s not wanting to die in a closet and being found a month later because no one remembered you went to get your jacket and never came out.
*Silence*
*Silence*
*Silence*
Jennifer: Well, don’t forget to remind your readers to watch my new show. It’s on Apple TV and it’s called ‘The Morning Show.’
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Super rude interview
Seriously, do you call this an interview? These questions and comments made me embarassed and I wasn’t even there. It must be hard being a celebrity and facing so many irrelevant questions. At least the job pays well.