Interview: Prince Harry Admits He’s Having a Hard Time Being in Self-Isolation in L.A.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been in social-isolation with their son Archie in Los Angeles—and apparently Harry’s kinda having a hard time. According to a long-time friend, conservationist Dr. Jane Goodall, Harry’s finding his new life “a bit challenging.” I got in contact with him and offered to pay him a quick visit.

Bea: Hi Harry. Thanks for —holy moses, what happened to your hair? 

Harry: I uhh… Meghan cut it. Does it look awful?

Bea: Oh Harrison. 

[Silence]

Bea: Was she drunk?

Harry: No. [pauses] It can’t look THAT bad. 

Bea: No no. It’s much worse. 

Harry: [Silence]

Bea: What happened? Walk me through it. 

Harry: There’s really no story… I felt like my hair was a bit long, and since we can’t leave the house I asked Meghan if she knew how to cut hair.

Bea: Why would she lie to you like that?

Harry: Well, she did say she’d never cut hair before…

Bea: So this is your fault?

Harry: She got really excited about the idea of cutting it though. We even looked up haircut tutorials on YouTube. 

Bea: Oh, mother of Jesus. 

Harry: Anyway, she cut one side way too short and… uh…  she got scared of cutting the rest.

Bea: So she just left you looking like that?

Harry: She say she didn’t want to make it worse.

[Silence]

Bea: But like… couldn’t she at least try to make it even…

Harry: I told you, she was scared of making it worse.

[Silence]

Bea: How long ago was this?

Harry: I dunno. About a week ago…

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