Megan Fox and husband Brian Austin Green hosted the #Fight4theAmazon event to benefit Global Green on Monday night. The next day, Megan and I got together to discuss why she chose to host it and opened up to me about married life.
Bea: Hi Megan. Thanks for meeting me here.
Megan: No problem.
Bea: I love your name.
Megan: Thank you.
Bea: Are you related to Mathew Fox?
Megan: No.
Bea: Might be for the best. I heard he has bad breath.
Megan doesn’t respond.
Bea: I’m supposed to ask you about the ‘Fight for the Amazon’ event you hosted with Brian.
Megan: Sure. Ask away.
Bea: I don’t really care though.
Megan: Okay.
Bea: Are you and Brain having marital problems?
Megan: What? No.
Bea: Because if you are looking to date, I have friends…
Megan: I. Am. Married.
Bea: It was just a thought.
Megan: I’m leaving…
Bea: Wait. Should we split the coffee bill before you go?