I ran into Priyanka Chopra’s manager the other day and asked if he could arrange a meeting between me and the famous actress. It took some convincing, but after a few (15) drinks he eventually agreed to give me her number! I was excited. I called her and she said she’d meet me at a coffee shop near her apartment. Here’s everything that we discussed:
Bea: Hi Pranka! Thank you so much for agreeing to meet me.
Pranka: My name is Priyanka.
Bea: That’s what I said.
Pranka: No, you said Pranka.
Bea: Exactly.
Pranka doesn’t respond.
Bea: Anyway… I’m a huge fan of yours.
Pranka: Oh yeah? Cause you don’t even know my name.
Bea: No, seriously. I loved you in Game of Thrones.
Pranka: I wasn’t in Game of Thrones.
Bea: No??!
Pranka: No.
Bea: Oh no.
I look through my notes. All of the questions I prepared are about that show.
Bea: So… how’s your day been?
Pranka: I think I’m going to go.
Bea: No, Pranka, please don’t!
Pranka: It’s PRI-YAN-KA.
Bea: That’s what I said!!