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Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart are together both onscreen and off. However, there’s been a lot of media speculation regarding the status of their relationship since they reportedly split last summer (or did they?).

My name is Lisa Martin and I had the pleasure to interview Lili about the status of her relationship and the nasty cheating rumors that are circulating.

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Lisa: Hello, Lili. What a beautiful name you have. 

Lili Reinhart: Thank you!

Lisa: I’ve had five hamsters in my life, and they’ve all been named ‘Lili’.

Lili Reinhart: Ok…

Lisa: They all died from bladder cancer, strangely enough. 

Lili Reinhart: Oh… okay… sorry to hear that?

Lisa: Thank you for saying that. It was very disturbing when it happened but… life goes on. For me. The hamsters are forever buried in my mom’s lawn.  

[Silence]

Lisa: Anyway, how are you, sweetie?

Lili Reinhart: I’m good. In quarantine since… I don’t even know anymore… a long time. 

Lisa: Do you live alone?

Lili Reinhart: I do but my friend Madalaine Petsch is staying with me. We are quarantining together. 

Lisa: I am quarantining alone. I like it… but I recently started talking to my plant out loud. I think it’s fine as long as I don’t hear it talking back. 

Lili Reinhart: Yeah….

Lisa: Why are you not quarantining with…. [checks notes] Cole Spouse? 

Lili Reinhart: Sprouse. [Pauses] Uh… we decided it would be better this way.

Lisa: Why?

Lili Reinhart: Well, for starters, he wanted to be with his family and I wasn’t sure I was comfortable staying with them for however long this lasts.

Lisa: Interesting… He chose to hang out with his mother over having intercourse with his lover. What a strange young man.  

Lili Reinhart: Uh… well… I guess.

Lisa: But you are still together, correct? ‘Cause I heard that he cheated with …. uh… Chia Gerber.

Lili Reinhart: Kaia Gerber.

Lisa: Sorry, celebrity names confuse me. To tell you the truth, Kaia doesn’t really make more sense than Chia.

Lili Reinhart: Well, he says it’s not true.

Lisa: What do you think?

Lili Reinhart: [pauses for a moment] I trust him. 

[Silence]

Lisa: I’ll tell you what, I’m gonna give you a wet onion. Put it under your pillow tonight. It will bring you peace of mind. 

[I take out a wet onion from my bag and give it to Lili]

Lili Reinhart: You’ve had a wet onion in your bag this whole time?

Lisa: Of course. As I said, it brings peace of mind. 

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5 COMMENTS

  1. It seems to me that the aurhor hasn’t even prepared for that interview. It’s completely raw, disrespectful and weird. That’s only my opinon.

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