On Monday, Ryan Seacrest’s rep put out a statement saying that the tv host and his 26-year-old girlfriend Shayna Taylor had broken up. Again. This time for good now. After three times of having to announce their breakup… it’s getting embarrassing. For the rep. Ryan doesn’t care.
Bea: Thanks for taking the time to do this with me, Ryan.
Ryan: Of course!
Bea: You’re always so busy…. I don’t know how you even have time to eat, sleep, and get your dosage of botox every three months.
Ryan: Uh… I don’t get botox.
Bea: OH. Your face is naturally stiff then? How lucky.
Ryan: [Silence]
Bea: Anyway, how are you? How are you holding up after your break up with Shayna?
Ryan: It’s… it’s been really tough… I miss her… but I’m hanging in there…
Bea: I read that another blonde girl is helping you to ‘hang in there’…
Ryan: Excuse me?
Bea: Not to put you on the spot or anything but…. there are pictures of you online from a few days ago with a mystery blonde girl in Cabo San Lucas.
Ryan: Oh… yeah… she’s….uh…. she’s new….
Bea: In the world? It shows. She looks young.
Ryan: No… I mean the relationship is really new… I don’t even know if we could call it a ‘relationship’ yet.
Bea: Gotcha. She’s not sure if she wants to be with you…
Ryan: No! … I don’t know if I’m…. we’re just getting to know each other right now.
Bea: I understand… I do… you are in the early stages… you don’t know if you’re ready to jump into a new relationship so fast… and she’s probably unsure if she wants to waste her youth on someone who may, or may not be into women.
Ryan: Close … though she knows I’m into women…. Like she reallyyyy knows, if you know what I mean…
Bea: Eww… Anyway, you know who coincidentally is also single right now?
Ryan: Uh… You’re talking about Julianne Hough, aren’t you?
Bea: Yeah, what ever happened with you guys? Why did you break up?
Ryan: Uh… uff… well… mostly because she…. well, I worked too much. We rarely saw each other in the end…
Bea: Interesting… I always thought that was the benefit of dating you… that you’re always busy…
Ryan: Uh—
Bea: You’re busy but you’re on tv a lot…. So whenever they do miss you, they can just turn it on and see your face…. but they don’t have to talk, you know?
Ryan: No, I don’t know….
Bea: Calm down. I’m obviously wrong…
Ryan: [Silence]
Bea: Well, this was a lot of fun. Thank you so much for chatting with me and letting me into your beautiful, gigantic home.
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