George and Amal Clooney have joined the many celebrities who have donated a large amount of money to fight the coronavirus. I was able to convince him to have a quick interview with me about the donation, his marriage and how he’s been dealing with being stuck inside with the fam.
Bea: Hi George. Thanks for agreeing to do this with me.
George: Of course.
Bea: Are you absolutely sure I need to stay in the middle of the street for this? If you let me in, we wouldn’t have to yell so much.
George: I’m sure.
Bea: How are you and Amal doing?
George: We’re both good. In quarantine like everyone else.
Bea: Inequality?
George: IN QUARANTINE.
Bea: Oh, yeah. Me too!
[Silence]
Bea: I heard that you donated $1 million dollars to COVID-19 relief. That’s generous of you, George.
George: Yes, well, we believe it’s important to help as much as we can.
Bea: Holy cow, it’s raining!
George: What did you say?
Bea: I’M GETTING WET, GEORGE.
George: Oh no. Don’t worry. I’ll toss you an umbrella.
Bea: What??
[George tosses the umbrella and it hits me in the head.]
Bea: OUCH.
George: Are you okay??
Bea: What was that??
George: An umbrella. For the rain.
[I open the umbrella]
Bea: Thanks.
George: Of course!
Bea: How are the twins? Are they identical?
George: Pretty much, yeah. Except that the boy has a penis.
Bea [struggling with the umbrella]: That’s great.
George: Yes. [Pauses] He’s lucky that way.
Bea: Listen, George, I think I’m going to go.
George: Are you sure?
Bea: Yeah. I don’t think your umbrella works.
George: What?
[I wave goodbye and I take his umbrella with me. I’m going to sell it on e-Bay. Someone is gonna want to pay good money for George Cloone’s fucking umbrella.]
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Hilarious! I even heard the umbrella hitting yout head! 😅
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