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Lea Michele and her super-wealthy husband Zandy Reich have finally welcomed their first child together, a healthy baby boy. My name is Justin Adler and I had the privilege to have a Zoom call with Lea to learn about the miracle of childbirth. Specifically hers.

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Adler: Hello?

[Screen goes black. Lea reappears a few seconds later. Waves hello.]

Adler: Can you hear me?? 

[Screen goes black again.]

Adler: Cause I definitely can’t hear you. 

[Lea reappears after 8 seconds.]

Lea: Hi.

Adler: Oh, finally. Hello!

[Lea appears on screen but there’s no sound.]

Adler: HELLO?

[Sounds gets back on]

Lea: Sorry [laughs]… I don’t know what’s going on with my internet connection….

Adler: I know what’s going on. It’s crap. You need to sue your internet provider… I know a good lawyer and I’ll send you his info as soon as I find it.

Lea: [laughs] Okay…. I don’t think we are interested in suing but we definitely need to get it fixed. Though it might take a little while before we get to it….

Adler: I understand, you’re busy…. I heard you just had a baby so your womanhood probably still hurts and… I’m sure you’re still amazed and confused by the miracle that is childbirth. 

Lea: [laughs out loud] Something like that, yes. 

Adler: I don’t blame you. I’ve never been through it myself but I’ve heard good things about the process.

Lea: The process?

Adler: Of childbirth.

Lea: Right…yes, it’s a beautiful but very painful experience… but I wouldn’t recommend it to you if you don’t have a uterus. 

Adler: So how’s the little one? Does he have a name yet?

Lea: He’s perfect. [smiles] His name is Ever Leo. 

Adler: Ever? As in ‘at any time’?…  ‘At any time Leo’? 

Lea: [laughs] Yes…. We like it. It’s— 

Adler: Well it’d be a real disservice if you didn’t like it. It would really be a low blow.

Lea: Of course [laughs], yes, but we really love it. And we think it fits his face and personality.

Adler: He has the personality of an Ever? Already?  

Lea: A hundred percent. He is the cutest and he makes me for-’ever’ happy. [laughs at her own joke].

Adler: Are you gonna post a picture of Ever on the gram to properly show him off to society?

Lea: Uhm…. probably not. People are not very kind on social media… I even had to deactivate comments on my posts for a bit because people were writing really nasty things. 

Adler: Really? I can’t relate…. my Twitter followers are super chill and very supportive. 

Lea: How many followers do you have?

Adler: Quite a lot… almost 200. 

Lea: I actually had to deactivate my account… but right now I don’t care about that. At this moment in my life, I feel the most grounded and happiest I ever have.

Adler: That’s the miracle of childbirth… 

Lea: [laughs] Exactly.

Adler: Thanks for doing this with me, Lea. I appreciate your—

[Screen goes black.]

[Lea reappears on screen after a few seconds.]

[Adler is offline.]

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