Jennifer Lopez is quarantining with her family in her home in Los Angeles, but she was kind enough to agree to teach me her workout routine.
[ON THE PHONE]
Lisa: Hello?
Jennifer: Hi, Lisa.
Lisa: Hi, Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer: Hello.
Lisa: I’m right outside your house.
Jennifer: Great. There’s a second door on the back, I’ll meet you there.
Lisa: Okay.
[We hang up. I ring the doorbell and Jennifer opens the door]
Lisa: Hello, Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer: Let’s not do this again. And please call me Jen.
[Jennifer takes me to her private gym inside her home]
Lisa: Wow. Is this where we’re working out?
Jennifer: We? I thought I was going to work out and you were gonna watch.
Lisa: Oh… can we not do that? That sounds really boring.
[Silence]
Lisa: The idea is for me to learn how you work out by doing the workout with you, and then write about it.
Jennifer: Oh, okay. Sure, no problem. We can exercise together.
Lisa: Great. I brought chocolate milk and raw broccoli in case we need an energy boost mid-workout.
[Jennifer recoils]
Jennifer: Why broccoli…?
Lisa: I thought about bringing some chicken, for the protein, but I don’t like eating meat so early in the morning.
[Silence]
Jennifer: I usually just drink water. But you are welcome to drink your milk or eat your broccoli.
Lisa: Awesome. Shall we begin?
Jennifer: Yes. Let’s start by doing 1-minute planks.
[We get down on the floor and after 15 seconds I stand up.]
Lisa: On second thought, I think I’m just gonna watch.
[16 MINUTES LATER]
Lisa: Your buttocks are really round. Consider me impressed.
[32 MINUTES LATER AND AFTER EATING ALL THE SNACKS]
Lisa: Raw broccoli is gross.
[AFTER THE 60 MINUTE WORKOUT]
Lisa: That was … brutal.
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