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As of Monday, Kylie Jenner has officially sold off the majority of ‘Kylie Cosmetics’ for a whopping $600 million to COTY, a conglomerate that also owns CoverGirl, OPI, Rimmel and Sally Hansen.

I asked Kylie to join me to discuss why she made this decision and how she feels about it now that the deal is official. Here’s how my conversation with her went:

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Bea: Hi Kylie. Thanks for doing this with me.

Kylie: Of course! My pleasure.

We shake hands.

Bea: Wow, your hand is so soft!

Kylie: Thanks, girl. 

Bea: Mine is soft too. Touch it. 

Kylie: I’m okay, thanks.

Bea: No, seriously. Touch it. 

Kylie touches my hand with her left index finger.

I wait for her to say how soft it is.  

It’s been 15 seconds and she hasn’t said anything.

She’s still touching me. It’s getting awkward. 

Bea: Stop it. Stop touching me.

We are both weirded out now. 

Bea: Anyway… congratulations on selling the majority of Kylie Cosmetics!

Kylie: Thank you. 

Bea: Tell me something, why did you decide to sell?

Kylie: It’s weird. Norman came to visit me in a dream and told me it was time to take the company to the next level.

Bea: Norman… your dog?

Kylie: No, bitch. My accountant. 

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