It’s a party of four! Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake welcomed a second child after a secret pregnancy. My name is Lisa Martin, and I’m the first person to talk to Justin about their new baby boy.
Lisa: Hello.
Justin: Hi, nice to meet you.
Lisa: I’m so sorry I was late… I was at laughter yoga and the session went a bit longer than usual… a newbie started to cry mid-session… which is kind of the opposite of what you’re supposed to do at laughter yoga….
Justin: I… what? Laughter yoga?
Lisa: Yeah…. you know, it’s like yoga, but you laugh while you do it.
Justin: Is that really a thing….?
Lisa: Would I be paying Alejandro $73 dollars a week if it wasn’t a real thing…? I don’t think so…
Justin: [silence]
Lisa: Anyway, send my heartfelt congratulations to your wife for giving life to a new soul…
Justin: [laughs] I’ll tell her…
Lisa: It’s even harder than it looks, you know? Giving birth is an art… and it takes a lot not to pass out in the process…
Justin: Right… I’ve heard something about that.
Lisa: So how is your wife doing?
Justin: She’s good… my mother-in-law is staying with us so Jessica can take time for herself and not feel overwhelmed with all the baby stuff.
Lisa: You should get her the book “How to Heal Your Body and Soul After Giving Birth to a Different Soul Using Your Own Body”. It’s a good book.
Justin: Uhhh… I think she has enough books… but thanks.
Lisa: Don’t be silly…. you can never have too many books about healing after childbirth.
Justin: [silence]
Lisa: And how are you? How are you feeling as a dad of two…?
Justin: Exhausted [laughs]… but it is the most insanely amazing, wonderful, unbelievable thing…
Lisa: [laughs really hard]
Justin: [laughs] I’m being serious…
Lisa: I believe you… it’s just that sometimes after laughter yoga I LOL for no reason. It’s an unfortunate side effect….
Justin: Oh…
Lisa: You might like to read “What To Expect After Your Wife Gives Birth to a Baby Boy Who Looks More Like Your Side of the Family”. It’s an interesting read…
Justin: How do you know so much about parenting books…?
Lisa: Ohhh… I’m a certified psychologist by the online university of Hagwarts.
Justin: The School of Witchcraft and Wizardry—Harry Potter’s school?
Lisa: [laughs] Don’t be silly. That’s Hogwarts! I went to Hag-warts. Totally different schools….
Justin: [silence]
Lisa: Anyway… it was a pleasure meeting you, Justin. Thanks for stopping by.
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