Less than three months after going Instagram official, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are going stronger than ever with sources saying they’re planning a real future together. My name is Justin Adler and I had a conversation with MGK about 2020 and his relationship with Megan.
Adler: Nice to meet you…
MGK: Thanks, you too.
Adler: Can I be honest? I’m extremely conflicted right now. I don’t know how to call you…. ‘Machine Gun Kelly’ is too long. But ‘Machine’ sounds… like a terrible thing to call a person. Don’t get me started on ‘Gun’. And ‘Kelly’… well, Kelly is a girl’s name.
MGK: My real name is Colson.
Adler: Colson? I don’t love it. But I can work with that.
MGK: Cool.
Adler: You’re obviously a man who appreciates men’s jewelry. What do you think of my bracelet?
[Adler shows Machine Gun Kelly his bracelet]
MGK: It’s sick.
Adler: Do you mean that? Or are you just saying that to be polite? All my friends are wearing jewelry now, so I bought this thing… but I’m afraid it’s a girl’s bracelet.
MGK: Nah, it’s—
Adler: The sales guy promised me it’s for guys. But I feel like he would’ve said anything to get me out of the store. I was there for 4 hours…
MGK: I don’t know, man. If you like it, that’s all that matters.
Adler: I knew it… This thing is for girls.
[Adler takes the bracelet off.]
Adler: Anyway, I feel like I haven’t asked you anything so far. How are you?
MGK: I’m good, dude. Life is good right now.
Adler: For you, maybe. There is a pandemic going on at the moment and I can personally tell you I haven’t had a haircut since March. It’s like a bird’s nest up there.
MGK: [laughs]
Adler: But go on, tell me more about your good fortune.
MGK: [laughs] What can I say?… I’m in love, dude. That makes everything perfect.
Adler: It’s more the fact that she loves you back what makes everything perfect… otherwise you’d be more miserable than Clay Jenson from that depressing show “13 Reasons Why”.
MGK: [laughs]
Adler: I heard you met Megan’s kids. How did that go?
MGK: It was… weird. They’re little, man. I don’t think the youngest one knew what was going on…
Adler: It’s hard to explain to a four-year-old what you are doing to his mama… Honestly, it’s hard to explain to any person when you’re doing stuff to their mama. No one likes their mama’s to be touched.
MGK: Dude…
Adler: Have you met Megan’s ex? He must also not like what you do to—
MGK: Stop. [laughs]
Adler: Seriously, though. Have you met Brian?
MGK: Yeah. But briefly…. That’s all I can say about that.
Adler: What do you mean?
MGK: I’m not supposed to talk about him.
Adler: I won’t tell anyone…
MGK: You’ll just publish it.
Adler: Yeah but no one reads anyway….
MGK: No way, bro.
[Silence]
Adler: Thanks for the chat, man.
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This interviewer is a misogynistic asswipe, what an uninteresting interview. He clearly talked to much and just chose sexism and hyper-sexualising things, is the interviewer a virgin perhaps?
Agreed