I was having breakfast with my boyfriend Lucas when I first heard that Sofia Richie and Scott Disick had broken up after three years of being together. (!!!) I, of course, finished my breakfast because I don’t care enough...
Three days ago I found out that Khloe Kardashian is selling her mansion, so ~obviously~ I called her real estate agent and pretended to be interested in the property to get myself invited to the house.
The showing was this...
I’d been pretty bored all day until I read online that today was the two year anniversary of Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra’s first date. I remembered having Nick’s email address somewhere, so I thought I’d try FaceTiming him...
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian said ‘I do’ six years ago, but they’re currently going through a rough patch. As quarantine continues, Kanye is seriously getting on Kim’s nerves.
I had a Zoom call with Kanye to find out what’s...
Prince William and Kate Middleton are known for being super nice but also super boring. However, a couple of days ago they did something that made me think they are trying to be a tiny little bit less dull....
I must live close to Ben Affleck because I almost always run into him during my daily walks. I don’t usually approach him because 8 out of 10 times he’s doing something unpleasant like exchanging saliva with his girlfriend,...
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are quarantining together during this global pandemic, while they await the birth of their daughter. I went over to their house to ask Orlando how they're coping with everything that's going on. This is...
A few days ago I learned that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were having marital problems, and I immediately thought that I could help. I knew she was shooting a new movie so I called her with the...
Meghan Markle invited me and four other people to her LA home to watch the sappy documentary about elephants that she narrated. I was in New York when I got her email, stalking the wrong Olsen twin (long story,...
A week ago, I was told that Mary-Kate Olsen and her husband Olivier Sarkozy were about to split up, so I tried to get an exclusive interview with Mary-Kate to learn all the deets of her divorce.
Getting ahold of...
